Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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