i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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