How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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