respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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