i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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