Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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