all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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