i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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