at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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