What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize