big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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