I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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