Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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