btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize