is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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