marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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