he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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