There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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