i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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