Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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