Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
