I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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