My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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