the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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