did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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