I skipped work to stalk him.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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