He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
