they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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