talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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