doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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