dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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