But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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