By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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