her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
