why didn't you poke me back
only if we run a train.
done.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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