Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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