Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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