i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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