if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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