Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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