It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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