His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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