To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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