He is such a slut. More and more my type.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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