but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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