I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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