The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She said her name was "party"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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