thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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