but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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