what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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