Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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