Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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