So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
