now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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