are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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